My Life on a Legal Pad

Finally the "La Choy makes Chi-nese food. . .swing A-mer-i-can!" ear-worm is gone. Unfortunately it's been replaced with "Plunge don't care. . .what you put down there."

Cellphone just said Bloop? like a cat talking to her kittens, & then Bloop. . . in a downward sad tone like a battery-powered toy that's run out of power. The inquisitive Bloop always means text 1/2, package delivered. The sad Bloop is text 2/2 telling me signature not required.