My Life on a Legal Pad

I don't speak fluent squirrel, but the answer I got to "Hey, get out of that window box!" was three distinct tail flourishes. Rough translation: "Nerts to you! So's your old man! Your mother wears army boots!"

2 grocery store employees conversing on break, a bit too far from me for me to catch anything but random words: "...something something something, something -- VIVIAN!!!" They both crack up. Did one of the guys call the other one Vivian? Is there an actual Vivan in their lives?