My Life on a Legal Pad

Decided to skip meteoric rise to stardom, squandered $, tabloid scandal, "Don't you know who I am?" yelled at Motel 6 desk clerk, check-in at celeb rehab where renewed sense of spirit gives me appreciation for simple life. Instead, made coffee and oatmeal, was glad to have 'em.

The reason why you feel so weird is that it really is that weird. It's not you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwsWbQWsf6Y